milkydayy: i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
sherlocksmyth: sherlocksmyth: one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
confusedtree: 3xported: confusedtree: dspazdoesntcare: What the hell did I just watch? It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward best fucking thing i have ever seen The barrista at the last coffee shop I went to recognized me from this and it was really odd I had no idea what to say
thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
Here’s the thing. Men in our culture have been socialized to believe that their...– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via brute-reason)
when my parents complain about drexel's tuition
poehlerbear: les miserab[phlegm noise]
maid-of-kk: grandkanye: imagine if giraffes had 2 legs hello friends i am here
tentacledicks: do you ever just want to grab someone in one of your classes and pull their face close and whisper “I am ten times smarter than you will ever be, your opinions are both ill-informed and unoriginal, the career path you are headed on is so overdosed with barely competent imbeciles like you that you will be incapable of finding a job, and incidentally your shoes are clashing with...
lindsaur-gor: There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would...
allmymetaphors: if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong